Add a soft touch of “not today” to everything you own.
This kiss-cut vinyl sticker features Jeff — relaxed, proudly unmotivated, and existing at a leisurely pace.
Stick him on your laptop, water bottle, journal, or anything else that deserves a break from urgency.
Because sometimes the best way to survive the chaos... is to move slower than it.

Product Features:


Glossy, scratch-resistant vinyl = durable enough for slow living


Strong adhesive that sticks better than Jeff sticks to naps


Printed with eco-friendly inks (because slow is sustainable)


Vibrant colors that vibe at half-speed


Bubble-free application (minimal effort, maximum slay)



Care Instructions:
Wipe gently with a soft cloth — especially after snack time.