Running late to existence. 🦥✨
For the ones who understand that life is a marathon… and Jeff is proudly walking it.
This tee channels Jeff’s ultimate mood: effortless calm, selective energy, and absolutely zero rush to impress anyone.
Perfect for slow mornings, skipped meetings, and surviving life one chill moment at a time.
Because being Off Duty isn’t laziness — it’s an art form.

Details You Kinda Care About:


Shoulder tape = stable (unlike Jeff’s commitment to urgency)


Seamless design = no stress, no seams, no problem


Elastic ribbed collar = holds its shape, even if you don’t


Soft, strong fabric = perfect for strategic lounging


Durable enough to survive naps, snacks, and existential drift



Care Instructions:


Machine wash cold (Jeff doesn’t like chaos)


Tumble dry low (slow heat, slow life)


No ironing (obviously)


No dry cleaning (please)


Non-chlorine bleach if you absolutely mess it up



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean