Sunglasses on. Empathy off. 🐊🕶️
For the ones who attend meetings just to blink slowly and sip coffee with menace.
This tee channels Ollie’s peak energy: calm, cold-blooded, and absolutely unwilling to chase anything — except better coffee.
Perfect for avoiding urgency, surviving deadlines, and maintaining dominance through silence.

Details You Kinda Care About:


Shoulder tape = keeps its structure (even if you don’t)


Seamless design = less waste, smoother vibes


Elastic ribbed collar = stays sharp, unlike your interest in group projects


Soft, strong fabric = cozy for passive resistance


Built for year-round survival at minimal effort



Care Instructions:


Machine wash cold (Ollie demands minimal shrinkage)


Tumble dry low (chill only, no chaos)


No ironing (cold-blooded doesn't crease)


No dry cleaning (obviously)


Non-chlorine bleach if absolutely necessary (rarely is)



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean