Add a splash of passive menace to literally anything.
This kiss-cut vinyl sticker stars Ollie — sunglasses on, patience gone — lounging somewhere between “out of office” and “out of empathy.”
Stick him on your laptop, journal, coffee mug, or emotional support notebook.
Perfect for warning others you’re present physically but unavailable spiritually.

Product Features:


Glossy, scratch-resistant vinyl = tough like Ollie’s trust issues


Long-lasting adhesive for maximum side-eye energy


Printed with eco-friendly inks (even swamp kings care)


Vibrant colors that stay sharp, just like his teeth


Bubble-free application (because effort is overrated)



Care Instructions:
Wipe gently with a soft cloth — especially after snack time.