For mornings when you're physically in the meeting but mentally floating down a swamp.
This mug features Ollie — sunglasses on, empathy off — thriving in passive resistance and caffeine consumption.
Perfect for sipping coffee slowly enough to avoid answering any questions before noon.Whether you're ignoring Slack, side-eyeing deadlines, or just existing at room temperature, Ollie's got your energy covered.
Product Features:
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Microwave-safe for reheating your cold-blooded brew
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Dishwasher-safe because Ollie doesn’t do handwashing
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Vibrant colors for maximum silent judgment
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Available in 11oz and 15oz — depending on how much survival juice you need
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Multiple color options for peak swamp-to-boardroom fashion
Care Instructions:
Dishwasher safe (Ollie recommends minimal personal effort).
Hand wash only if you’re feeling particularly human.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap