For the ones who show up late but still get clapped for.
This tee is peak Paulo energy: loyal-ish, fashionably cozy, and deeply motivated by snacks.
Perfect for casual Fridays, existential Tuesdays, or anytime you need to look chill while internally panicking over your lunch order.

Details You Kinda Care About:


Shoulder tape = structure, even when you don’t have any


Seamless design = smooth vibes, less waste


Elastic ribbed collar = stays fresh, like Paulo’s snack game


Soft, strong fabric = comfy enough to nap in, durable enough to repeat-wear


Works year-round — especially on days when you pretend to be busy



Care Instructions:


Machine wash cold (Paulo wouldn’t want his threads shrinking)


Tumble dry low (same energy as him after 3 treats)


No ironing (Paulo says no.)


No dry cleaning (Paulo doesn’t know what that is)


Bleach only if things get really out of hand



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean