This isn’t just a cap. It’s Pierre’s cap.
And Pierre? He doesn’t attend things—he merely appears.
Crafted from 100% cotton twill with a vintage look and a mildly judgmental air, the Pierre Cap is perfect for silent side-eyes, unspoken critiques, and avoiding group activities without saying a word.
Unstructured and unimpressed, this cap pairs beautifully with crossed arms, dry humor, and iced coffee sipped way too slowly.
Product Features:
100% cotton twill – soft, breathable, and quietly superior
Unstructured fit – like Pierre’s commitment to anything
Light distressing – because perfection is suspicious
6-panel design with eyelets – for ventilation during mild disapproval
Adjustable strap with metal D-ring – fits over both smugness and indifference
Care Instructions:
Spot clean gently—Pierre dislikes sudden moves
No soaking, no scrubbing, no drama
Let it air dry while you reconsider your life choices